Ha! It was not April fools joke, we really have these colors in stock. Buttercup is a good name, however we went with Loco Lemon, and Orange Krate!
Stay tuned for images.
Now for a word from our sponsor,
Are you tired of seeing the same finishes day after day on the same old guitars? Has you wife or girlfriend stopped paying attention to you when you pull your main stay six string out of the case?
Don't panic!! Hallmark Guitars has the new dazzling colors you have been waiting for! Orange Krate will move the ladies closer to you and have the dog moving over! Plum Krazy will have her fighting over your guitar being in the way of her getting on your lap, ( just ask Simon ) and Loco Lemon will attract younger women and bring out the wild animal in them. (use at your own risk, we are not exactly sure the full effects of this one)
Anyway, we have the colors for you, 12 stock and custom colors all for the same low price (999.00) we have offered for years with a sweet alligator Hallmark hardshell case included. ( It gives the dog something to sit in)
Thank you for visiting.
