JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU.......
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:24 pm
..........................................."The PARROT"........................................
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude & an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious & laced w/profanity. John tried & tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music & anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up & he yelled at the parrot.. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot & the parrot got angrier & even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird & put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked & kicked & screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a min. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms & said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language & actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions & I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude & unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the TURKEY did?
JUST WANT TO WISH ALL MEMBERS and THEIR FAMILIES
on the FORUM a VERY SAFE and HAPPY THANKSGIVING
........................................HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude & an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious & laced w/profanity. John tried & tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music & anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up & he yelled at the parrot.. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot & the parrot got angrier & even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird & put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked & kicked & screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a min. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms & said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language & actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions & I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude & unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the TURKEY did?
JUST WANT TO WISH ALL MEMBERS and THEIR FAMILIES
on the FORUM a VERY SAFE and HAPPY THANKSGIVING
........................................HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!
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