Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some good advice......
For all of you with any money left, please be aware of the next expected mergers,
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG BUCKS.
WATCH for these Consolidations Starting at the Beginning of the Year.......
1) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kaye Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company
will all down-size and merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2) Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers will be joining forces at the
beginning of the year, and will be known as: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become known as: MMMGood.
4) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and
and will become known as: ZipAudiDoDa.
5) FedEx is expected to merge with competitor UPS and will become known as: FedUp.
6) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected as well, to merge and will in the future
starting at the New Year, be known as: PouponPants.
8) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And Finally.......
9) Victoria's Secret and Smith&Wesson will merge under the new name of: TittyTittyBangBang.
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